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Anonymous asked: He made fun of things as a pick up line. ;(


Who knows lol

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Cloverfield 2 Trailer

I M  D Y I N G


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Anonymous asked: Was the sex at least good?



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Hands under my clothes,
we can’t let it go.
You set it up masterfully
and then blame it all on me.

Cynicism smothering,
implanted, blossoming in me.
Our fun is toxic and bold,
embellished and oversold.

Embody me
because I am weak.
I moved out
but I never opened my mouth.
I never opened my mouth.

It’s late, I’m up on the roof
in New York. I hung up on you.
I can’t pay for the mistakes I made,
so I’ll just let this die and decay.

i can’t stop listening to this i’m about to lose it

Well, this is pretty damn good.

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Today was just a weird day.

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Our fortunes are in other people’s hands.

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Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss

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"This episode was all about how the tiniest, seemingly innocuous disturbances can throw off the orbit of a person’s life, sending him or her careening off and colliding into other people’s paths: a misplaced purse, a malfunctioning conference-call box, a love note removed from a vase of flowers. (And that’s what Mad Men is so, so good at: the inevitable yet somehow still surprising consequences of actions we don’t think matter at the time.) It seems Sally came crashing into Don’s ever-more-depressing little universe at just the right moment, offering him what might be the most unconditional love he’s ever known." —The Atlantic

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